The Inevitable Question During Ramadan

  • Coworker: So you can't even drink water?
  • Me: No.
  • Coworker: So then what can you drink?
  • Me: Nothing.
  • Coworker: What about Coke?
  • Me: *Raised eyebrow*
  • Coworker: Fanta?
  • Me: Ah yes, there's a clause in the Qur'an about Fanta. It's called the "Fanta Clause".
  • ...
  • Mua! I'll be here all night everybody!

From XKCD- Religions! It had me at the first panel…

Does this IM make me look fat?

  • Bushra ... i'm not coming into work until i do at least 1/2 hour on the bike tomorrow morning. i'm turning into a Fatty McFatsalot
  • Coworker /... i can't tell, but you do tend to wear loser clothes.
  • Coworker/... looser*
  • Bushra ... ouch, haha
  • Coworker/... wow.. wrong word to mis spell
  • Bushra ... yeah it is! it'll take *ages* for my feelings to recover
  • Bushra ... and also someone will have to wipe these tears off my desk too
  • Coworker/... rub it in burney. : P
  • (Real name from IM changed to "Coworker" to protect the innocent, um, guilty)

What a bunch of nerds (or is it geeks?)

  • Coworker: [describing something] ... so it ended up looking up like a Mitsubishi symbol.
  • Me: What does that look like again?
  • Coworker: It's like the Klingon symbol...
  • Me: Oh yeah!
  • Coworker & Me: [Concurrent realization that we're both nerds]