Bushra: A Random Muslim

Nephew with his toy blaster.

Actually, it's all violent.

Nephew: [After viewing a video on my iPhone and spotting another] Can I watch the Batman cartoon now?
Me: [Gently] No, Raza, it's too violent.
Nephew: [Sad] Ok.
Me: Do you want to show me how your blaster works instead?
Nephew: All right.

Just Follow Me Already...

Me: If you join Twitter, then you can follow me and know what I'm doing At All Times!
Noureen: But I could just go on your website and read the updates there.
Me: But you don't go to my website.
Noureen: But I could.
Me: But you don't.
Noureen: But I Could.
Me: [Gives up]