The Inevitable Question During Ramadan
- Coworker: So you can't even drink water?
- Me: No.
- Coworker: So then what can you drink?
- Me: Nothing.
- Coworker: What about Coke?
- Me: *Raised eyebrow*
- Coworker: Fanta?
- Me: Ah yes, there's a clause in the Qur'an about Fanta. It's called the "Fanta Clause".
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- Mua! I'll be here all night everybody!
